Oh, you're thinking on the lines of "ladettes on the pss" ..
God how tacky, chav and totally-not-cool.
How about something in a made up language so no nation has to be embarrassed by you?
Make something that bounces off your first name, so if your called Rosie, you could try Relationship Rosie, or if your called Nina it could say Not Interested Nina
Haha sorry those were terrible :D
Also, Magaluf has some really good deals on Directline-holidays if you check out their cancellation page!
Im a Geordie ****
Magaluf but not here for a Shagaluf
LOL.
Like that's gonna work!
5 geordie girls going to magaluf, only problem is im in a relationship so i want matching on the front and a quote on the back to make people back off