No, I would be offended (unless things were very bad between us and that was meant as a 'stab' at me). I wouldn't think anything of it, or may make a joke of it after he hung up (like ask him how many wives he planned on having, and I'd be happy for some help...LOL!)
It's a joke I'm guessing. You need to lighten up. Guys say things like that to each other sometimes.
It's a joke between friends dummy,,he cannot marry her,he's married to you ,ffs !!!
If he's telling right in front of you,he is joking....Dont get hyper over small things
If it was said right in front of you then he was just teasing you. If he was being sly about it, or shows other more flirtatious behavior then maybe I would be offended. But my husband and I are always tormenting each other like that. Its just fun!
No. Harmless flirting doesn't offend me. And is WAS harmless.
No, sounds silly and that's all.
Not at all, it is just something said and very often heard, very much English "tongue in cheek" humour