Billy Connelly.
As ?θεο? said - you may have heard a poem line "the Lion and the Unicorn contested for the crown" - the Lion is Englands heraldic beast and the Unicorn s Scotlands heraldic beast.
Probably the Unicorn which is actually fictional, but amongst those which actually exist the Red Deer, Otter, Eagle,
or Scottish wild Cat
Haggis
The Haggis. It is a strange animal that has two legs longer than the other two to enable it to run on hillsides.
The Highland Haggis.
The Salmond which migrates upstream towards the Glory (and the money).
The drunken scotchman.