Better try Olx.in, It's says 'Sab Kuch Bikta Hai' Lol.Don't forget to summaries why some one purchase you.

Yes, but you might be arrested for human trafficking.

It is possible. you can sell you as parts.But it can not be done on eBay...

will it be a auction type listing or buy it now as I might be interested.

Depends how much you worth :D